im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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