I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
