in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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