why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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