two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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