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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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