You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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