so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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