Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
