My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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