Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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