do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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