That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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