You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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