my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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