the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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