Banned from zoo.
Again?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
you made out with another girl for some wings
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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