I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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