I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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