I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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