am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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