No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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