Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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