I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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