id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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