It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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