whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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