His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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