we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment