Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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