Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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