if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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