I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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