It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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