North Korea, Best Korea!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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