I need help removing her.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
