Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
