i just wanna soil my oats bro
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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