no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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