yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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