so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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