Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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