Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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