She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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