it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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