ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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