If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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