I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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