I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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