The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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