ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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