Buhtt sex?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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