Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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