mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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