the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Randomize
